Stress Bread $10.50
This is one of the coolest things I’ve seen in a while. It looks like a Japanese roll, when in fact it is a surprisingly resilient stress reliever! It even smells slightly of coconut. The texture is so convincingly bread like, it almost makes my mouth water. Squeeze it all you want, and it will bounce right back to its original shape! Just try not to be too distracted by it during work hours.